Post by xx.|Tiger|.xx on Jul 25, 2007 11:33:01 GMT -5
The Cbox Adventures
[Episode 1]
Starring Tiger, Night, and Jewel
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It all started one boring day…
Jewel- I had this scary dream about a children’s show, the building started eating people…
Night- 0.o
Jewel- I will-
But alas Jewel was cut off, as a she was interrupted by none other than Tiger!
Tiger- Rawr. *glomp* Save me from the Plague of Boredness!
Unexpectedly, Night hatches a plan.
Night- MUAHAHAHAH! *pulls out a bazooka* Let’s go!!
Tiger- [timidly] Eep. To where?!
Jewel- *takes out awesome shocky things*
Night- We will get there when we get there! *marches*
Tiger- *shrugs* Might as well! *takes out machine gun*
Jewel already bored complains- Are we there yet?!
Night has proudly made an official descion-
We are out to kill the Wonder Pets! They can’t sing, and are annoying, perfect reason. LET’S GO! MARCH!
Jewel- Um ok…. Can I go potty?
Tiger- [ignores jewel] To the Wonder Pets! *marches*
Night- [frantic] HURRY! They’re singing again!
Tiger- *runs faster*
Jewel from the bathroom- There’s no paper!!!
Tiger- [distressed] No paper?!
Jewel- I’ll have to use a leaf…
OH NO! Poison Ivy!!
Night hands over eyes- Too much info!!
Tiger- Eep! I hate Poison Ivy! Kill it all! *hides behind Night*
Suddenly Sophie appears on the scene.
Tiger- *waves frantically* Hi Sophie!!!
Sophie-
Jewel- *smacks Tiger* No talking to strangers!
Tiger- *whimpers and pouts* There's no such things as stangers, only friends you haven't met yet.
Night- Dude. That was deep.
Tiger- Oh yes. I’m so deep, *ponders* I've actually never talked to Sophie.... *waves more frantically* Down here!!!
Sophie-
Night- Really? You've never talked to her before??
Tiger- *sniffles* Nope I haven’t.
On A Sudden Outburst…
Night- KILL THE BACKYARDIGANS!
Tiger- 0.o
Tiger- *ponders more* Maybe she’s scared of me… [worried] Am I scary?!
Jewel- Well…
Tiger- *bites nails*
Jewel- NIGHT I AGREE!
Jewel- [boasting] Nothing can scare me…. Except spiders… and so much more
Tiger- [relieved] *wipes forehead*
Jewel- And Tiger…
Tiger- No!
Jewel- Muhahahah ! Just kidding!
Tiger- Yayz! I’m not scary!
Night- Good for you.
Jewel- Woop id deeee dooo
Night- Shut up
Tiger- *slaps Night* Eep. *runs away*
Jewel- Awww, you don’t love me? *joins in the slapping*
Tiger- [whispers to Jewel] You should probably join in the running away too…
Jewel- Oh crap. *runs*
Tiger- [whispers] Let’s go to that tree!
Jewel- *goes up a tree with a moat of evil flying snapping turtles*
Tiger- *goes with Jewel* I wonder where she could be…. *looks around*
Jewel- *shrugs* Cookie? *hands cookie*
Tiger- Yay! Cookie! *eats cookie*
Night- *pulls bazooka from strangely small pocket* RUN AND HIDE TIGER I’M COMING FOR YOU!
Tiger- Eep! *hides behind Jewel*
Jewel- Dude, we’re in the book! I’m probably in there a couple times…
Tiger- [nervous] The book? What’s that?
Jewel- [ominous] She writes down the names of the people she’s coming after.
Out of the blue…
Jewel- This has a good plot line.
Night- [confused] For what?!
Tiger- Our Cbox Story!
Jewel- Oh yeah! I love it!
Tiger- I’m gonna type it up and post it!
Night- Wow.
Tiger- Jeez, you can’t blame me! I’m bored!
Poof! Speckles on the scene
Speckle- Hi!
Jewel- Hi! Do I get a pet turkey named Ham?
Night- OMG OMG OMG I just found out that the Backpack on Dora the Explorer is a girl!!!
Jewel- WHAT?! Man, I thought it was a guy!
Night- So did I!!
Speckle- [very confused]
Tiger- *whispers to Speckle* They really love Dora, but shh don’t tell anyone it’s a deep dark secret.
Speckle- o.0
And that concludes the first epidode of Cbox Adventures!
Disclaimer: Everything here happened, the only part that isn't true is that Night and Jewel watch Dora.
Disclaimer: Everything here happened, the only part that isn't true is that Night and Jewel watch Dora.